A new poll asked, “Have you ever disagreed with someone you share a dishwasher with about how it should be loaded or used?” 34% of people said YES . . . 59% of people said NO.

This is the weird thing about me. Well, let me correct that. One of the weird things about me. I don’t ever use the dishwasher. I haven’t used a dishwasher in years and years. I wash them by hand. But I guess washing dishes by hand could start a bunch of new fights.