So apparently, when Morgan Wallen got arrested… and before the mugshot, he asked to fix his hair.
And honestly?
That might be the most relatable thing he’s ever done.
Because let’s be real… if my face is about to live on the internet forever, I’m not going out looking like I just woke up 10 minutes ago. Absolutely not. I don’t care what the situation is… we’re at least running a quick “mirror check.”
Like imagine the scene:
You’re in handcuffs.
Everything is going downhill.
And your brain goes
“Yeah this is bad… but my hair?? Even worse.”
That’s priorities.
Also… no one talks about how mugshots are basically the worst lighting known to mankind. No angles. No warning. No second takes. Just click and now that’s your official look forever.
So yeah, while everyone else is focused on what happened…
I’m focused on the fact that my guy said, “Wait give me a second. I need to look right for this.”
And you know what?
Respect.
Because if I’m going viral… I’m at least gonna look good doing it.
